New Sheriff

Day Be A New Sheriff In Town !!!!!! Z Dog Rules. Long Live Z Dog !!!!!!

The Final Table

The excitment is palpable, the fianl table has been set. Nine players will advance to the big showdown. The point totals are locked in, the pot sizes are set, everything is written in stone and can't be changed; unless something drastic happens such as someone not showing up.

Save the Date

When is the final game? The 18th seems like the logical choice, but the Ladies are planning a Christmas party that night.

Whats in a name

I found a list of a nicknames for poker hands. Some are self-explanitory, some I don't get. Nevertheless I'm going to spend the next week memorizing them so they roll effortlessly off my tongue. Its going to be intimidating.

AA  Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines
KK  Cowboys; King Kong
QQ  Siegfried & Roy; bitches
JJ   Fishhooks; hooks
TT   Dimes
88  Snowmen; Doggie Balls
77  Sunset Strip
66  Route 66
55  Speed Limit
44  Magnum; Sailboats
33  Crabs
22  Ducks


AK  Big Slick
AQ  Big Chick; Walking Back to Houston
KQ suited Marriage
KQ offsuit Mixed Marriage
KJ  Ko jak
K9  Fido; What a Dog
K3  Commander Crab; King Crab
Q7  Computer hand
Q3  Gay Waiter (queen with a tray)
J5  Motown; Jackson Five
T8  Golden Dan
T5  Woolworth's; Five and Dime
T4  Convoy; Good Buddy
T2  Texas Dolly
98  Oldsmobile
96  Big Lick
95  Dolly Parton
7T   Split

and of course:

Q8 Day Job  (If you play Q8, you better keep your day job)